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It's Game 7... Pau-jama Time!

Will Pau bounce back in Game 7 or will it be another tiwed and sweepy night for the Spaniard?

Rondo wears repulsive jacket, gets filmed in it, becomes cranky

Massive bonus points are in order for TNT's Ernie Johnson, who opened the embarrassing clip of cantankerous Rondo with the "hot under the collar" line.  That's about as close as you'll get to Ernie blatantly mocking a player, so soak it up while you can.  If you translated his comment to Charles Barkley bluntness, it would go something like, "that's a sweet orange collar, you inexcusable, unhinged jackass."

And we totally agree, that's a really cool jacket.  Looks like something Barbie might wear to the club in 1985.

[via TheBigLead]

Confirmed: Anthony Davis is a Freak

The Unibrow's dizzying line in Kentucky's mostly sweat-free handling of Kansas? 34 rebounds, 3 assists, -5 points, and 106 blocks.  Freak?  Yes, FREAK.

Rick Pitino mistakingly drinks from wrong grail during press conference

He chose ... poorly.

Sources say Pitino, who has completely distintergrated, is listed as "doubtful" for Saturday's Final Four game against Kentucky.

[Photo via Yahoo]

Rick Pitino's hair makes cameo on Mid-American Conference

Wearing it was the very fashionable head coach of the Central Michigan Lady Chipewas, Sue Guevara. In addition to borrowing Pitino's coiffe, Guevara debuted her Roy Orbison pantsuit look in Central Michigan's upset win over Bowling Green.

[via Yahoo Sports]

Report: This fan exists

At the risk of sounding completey unsupportive of female ahtletics... NCAA Women's College Basketball blows.  As for the jerk-off pictured above, our guess is that he is currently sitting in a Storrs area Buffalo Wild Wings telling a bartender about the time he bumped into Gino Auriema at Stop & Shop. 

[via Yahoo Sports]

Kyrie Irving REALLY enjoyed the Slam Dunk Contest

And put it this way, Jeremy Evans doesn't seem to mind Kyrie's awkward boner one bit. Not one bit.

[Photos via Yahoo Sports]

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Mikhail Prokhorov is a slightly better rapper than your dad

The colossoal disappointment here was learning that Mikhail Prokhorov pronounces his name as Michael rather than "Mick-ale," which would be far more arrogant and a perfect fit for his masterful persona. 

Nonetheless, our thoughts are prayers go out to Jay-Z and his family.  He's expected to make a full recovery by mid-March.

[via TheBigLead]

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Mike Tyson confirms he spent his money stupidly, specifically on "dumb shit"

It's been a slow week here at the Hernia and we apologize for such a disgraceful lack of reporting.  The absence does come with good reason though, as we were in L.A. for the Grammys with Giants standout and fellow Jersey native, Victor Cruz, and have just now awoken after being knocked out during a chest-bumping contest with a couple overly aggressive Playboy bunnies.  Carry on.

Will Ferrell delivered the greatest lineup announcements of all time

What you're seeing here is Will Farrell at his finest and NBA players at their worst, with the exception of engaging forward Emeka Okafor, who appeared to actually appreciate the humor. 

Then again, we should probably give the Bulls a free pass here because it's hard to read their reactions based on the camera angle.  We'll go ahead and assume Joakim Noah was cackling like a hyena and guess that Derrick Rose had to be laughing after learning his favorite movie is "The Notebook."  Or perhaps he was weeping, just like we were upon that scintillating movie's conclusion.