The Sports Hernia Blog

LeBron James Slowly Morphing Into Bill Cosby

Sure, LeBron appears to be aging in Greg Oden years, but a Puddin' Pops commercial is pretty much a foregone conclusion at this point.

Dan Patrick the latest to be zapped by shrinking gun

Well, either that or he's simply sitting next to enormous human Phil Jackson, a close friend and colleague of the Jolly Green Giant.

[via @PaulPabst]

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Report: Isiah Thomas is lurking and confused

The Hernia Mole has learned that a very confused Isiah Thomas is telling friends that he plans on trading for Amar'e Stoudemire for Rik Smits the very minute that James Dolan puts him back into his rightful position as President of the New York Knickerbockers.  

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J.R. Smith inspired yogurt finally hits shelves

If you're looking for an explanation, we are absent of one. But yes, this is very real and very awesome; or awful. It really boils down to who you're talking to.

[Photo Via Reddit]

James Dolan still has the posture of a washed up, unkempt Ewok

It appears the rapidly decaying owner of the New York Knicks did not enjoy Game 4 on Tuesday night in Indianapolis. One more loss and it's back to the village for the portly, tragically misguided Ewok.

[via Deadspin]

Dwyane Wade wears pants from favorite doll to Game 4

Gotta be honest here. Those pants looked much sexier on Wade's prized Mickey Abbott doll.

[via TheBigLead]

Metta World Peace can't make up his mind

We have all had days like this. Friday night, I swore off carbs and gluten. Fast forward to midnight last night and I am standing in line at Wawa holding a box of powdered donuts, a bag of Funyuns and a quart of Neapolitan ice cream. 

Hopefully the time off will allow Ron more time to concentrate on his burgeoning standup career. 

 

Jordan Crawford just might have the munchies

His weed branded socks might help to explain why he can't remember playing for the Washington WIZards or taking a nap on the bench. 

[Photo via WEEI.com]

Jim Burt & Harry Carson are not impressed

No wonder the Brewers suck. They can't even find players who can properly execute the Gatorade Shower. Somewhere, Silver Surfer drools at the potential of this wave.

[Photo via Reddit]

Detroit Free Press really on the ball these days

In fairness, the Hernia mole has learned that this article was turned in by Mitch Albom's bat ears. Mitch's trusty flesh wings swear they were at the game while they were in fact seen partying with the Fab Five Four at an unknown swing joint.

[Photo via Reddit]