Yardbarker

What they're sayin' about us (shockingly real)...

  • "The Sports Hernia: Where I go online to get my laughs." --Peter Vecsey, New York Post, NBATV
  • "The Sports Hernia does what good satire should: It makes you laugh hardest at yourself." --Sally Jenkins, The Washington Post
  • "Not since turf-toe has a painful injury been so damn funny. I've even been known to steal jokes from the Sports Hernia from time to time." --Dr. Blogstein, Radio Happy Hour

Links We Like

Advertisement

  • wingers ad

The Sports Hernia

Football

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Update: Favre to let Vikes know by end of July

Brett Favre: July 30 deadline to decide on NFL return [ESPN]

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Devoted football fans turn Vikings press conference into Mystery Science Theater

Vikings-Fans

This amazing photograph tugs on our heart strings as we yearn for the day in which even our richest clients wear actual viking gear to the big company meeting.

[No photoshop work here, this was part of the Yahoo! NFL gallery]

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Stallworth to serve 30 days after pleading guilty to DUI manslaughter?

As the always prescient Trillionaire Ted has told us time and again, everybody's got a price!

Stallworth pleads guilty, gets 30 days in jail (Yahoo! Sports)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Drew Brees apparently morphing into Roy Munson

Drew-Brees-1970

You may now officially add Drew Brees to the sidecar of Kyle Turley's ever-growing Thor-themed motorcycle gang.

And if you suddenly have the urge to slam a 32oz. can of Miller Lite and slam painkillers like Nick Nolte in North Dallas Forty, you're not alone.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Racy headline slips past Yahoo sports editor

Favre-UnretiringKudos to the rebellious soul who courageously slithered this one through the red-inked chain of command.

Should this hero opt to show him or herself, they'll receive a Shawn Bradley jersey gown in the mail, compliments of Marv Albert's dresser.








Friday, May 22, 2009

LeBron surges past Favre in sports world national suck-off

LeBron-Favre-suck-off

Ugh.  Once again, a cyanide spritzer please.  And make it snappy.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Jerry Rice sadly just seconds away from Men On Film debut

Jerry-Rice-Dance-Center

Really Jerry?  Really?  Two snaps up and a cyanide spritzer.

DWTS' Dance Center, Now With More Shirtless Jerry Rice Action (Awful Announcing)

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Breaking: Favre to meet with Vikes later this week

Report: Favre to meet with Vikings coach Childress (AP)

[Special thanks to Construda for the clip]

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

John Elway officially aging in Hound dog years

John-Elway-aging-dog-years

Friday, April 24, 2009

Essential viewing tips for the NFL Draft

NFL_draft_ESPN_mayhem We've been here before and, as you can imagine, we've received an overwhelming number of thank you letters for creating the ultimate sports draft viewing experience.

So just follow these carefully thought out tips and you too can feel like a winner on draft day:

- If you're a Jets fan, start your day properly: viciously boo your own shit after your Saturday morning dump.

-Cover your entire body with Nachos.  Every time someone says "ability", "capability" or "explosiveness", do a sailor dive into a giant pit of salsa.

- Keep a white pillow case and a set scissors handy so you have something to create your "I give up" flag.  When done, use those scissors to snip off your useless sack.

- When the Raiders are on the board, release majestic doves into the air and crank up Tina Turner's "We Don't Need Another Hero."  Then, affix Sour Patch Kids to your 7th Hot Pocket and devour the whole thing.

- If you're lucky enough to catch a heated side-by-side exchange between Kiper and McShay, sprint up to that Ken O'Brien FatHead on your wall and berate it mercilessly.

- When is starts to feel a bit mundane, take things up a notch and hump your draft board.

- Everybody loves a good drinking game.  If you're holding the remote when a trickle of sweat becomes visible on Chris Berman's forehead, dip your head into a gallon of vodka and stay submerged through the end of the next commercial break. 

Continue reading "Essential viewing tips for the NFL Draft" »

Sponsors

Sponsors Help Us

This Actually Happened...

The Hernia Elswhere...

Bet On The Game

  • Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia... and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.

Advertisement

Yardbarker Network

Sign Up For Fantasy Baseball NOW, Jackass!

Mad Panda

Join the Network!