The Sports Hernia Blog

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8

This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show does an impressive swan dive into the intriguing Cleveland Browns mess while wondering when Buddy Ryan will give his weeping son an uppercut.  We also look at the Larry Johnson/Bengals nuptials, Melky Cabrera's ability to score pornstars without speaking, the next hellish stop in the Allen Iverson debacle, and the joyful experience that is a New Jersey Nets game.

Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through iTunes (free) and listen to it whenever you want, including while you're riding Miss Daisy.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 7

This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show dives headfirst into the nationwide deflating Jets erection, the mysteries of Connecticut and Pat Sajak's hair, breaking down the Chargers' offense with uncanny accuracy, and the passing of one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of the earth.

Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through iTunes (free) and listen to it whenever you want, including while you're jogging in Little Mac's pink sweatsuit.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode Séis

After spending a few days studying Daryl Strawberry's nostrils, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode six is now up and can be played right here.

Among the topics discussed amidst the wild celebration of Major League Baseball were the Browns-Bills thriller, Brady Quinn and his big 'ole pipes, the inspiring Jamarcus Russell, the throwing prowess of Major Harris (!), the fistpumping Josh McDaniels, announcing with a protective cup, and a baby with Hube Brown's hair.

Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through iTunes (for free of course) and listen to it whenever you want, including when you're working out to those creepy "Sweatin' to the Oldies with Canseco" videos.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode Cinco

After spending a week studying Tim Teufel's hypnotizing batting stance, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode five is now up and can be conveniently played right here, thanks to a very inventive play button.

Among the topics discussed amidst the general bitching and moaning were the inspiring Brett Favre national suck-off, Ron Jaworski and Joe Morgan's fish tank destiny, the possible purchase and likely snorting of the St. Louis Rams by Rush Limbaugh, and the MLB playoffs which somehow included the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through iTunes (for free of course) and listen to it whenever you want, including when you finally sit down and shave WingDings into your beard.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode Cuatro

After spending a week at David Wright and Paul Lo Duca's co-sponsored eyebrow waxing camp, The Sports Hernia Show returns, as episode four is now up, conveniently in the form of the snazzy play button below.

Among the topics discussed amidst the Hernia congo line were Rex Ryan's teeth, the immediately painful coverage of the Mark "San-chise" era, Eric Mangini's special connection with his players, and how a dude could possibly own 400k worth of jewelry.

Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through iTunes (for free) and listen to it while you're formatting your resume into WingDings.  Your choice.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 3

Episode number three of The Sports Hernia Show is up, now accompanied by a snazzy, convenient play button!

Among the topics discussed by Hernia brass were Shawn Merriman's disappointing poon pull, the fact that the name "Tila Tequila" exists, Richard Seymour's death march to Oakland, positive words on Derek Jeter from our inhouse Red Sox fan, and quite naturally, how the always awful Pittsburgh Pirates are the Polish national team from Nintendo's Ice Hockey.

Quick Programming Note

It's very delayed, but the second episode of The Sports Hernia Show is up.

You can listen to it directly right here while you prepare for a memorable few days in the sun with Captain Harris and Proctor.

Enjoy the long weekend.

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JSF Radio Network Unveils The Sports Hernia Show

As you may have heard from JoeSportsFan themselves, the JSF Radio Network has officially launched.  So along with the original JSF Show comes three new, Joey Chestnut helpings of listening bliss.  

There's the The Steel Cage, Blog with Balls and... The Sports Hernia Show, hosted by the same jackasses that bring you John Kruk hair critiques and jumping dong kiss celebrations! 

Each week, we'll be recapping some of the week's biggest and most absurd sports stories, while happily mocking it along the way.

The first show is already up, which you can listen to directly, right here.  Or you can subscribe (for free) through iTunes and give it a whirl while you're waxing your dad's back.  Your choice.

Self-promotion: More turnbuckle chewing on the JoeSportsFan show

This week we were once again welcomed to the Joe Sports Fan show by dapper co-hosts Matt Sebek and Josh Bacott to take part in their Wiffle Ball segment, which is really the closest thing to an electronic hoedown that you'll ever find on the internet.

Joined by the graceful Stephen Douglas of Blood, Booze and Bruises, many pressing issues were discussed including "People most likely to slug Brett Favre in the teeth," on-field athlete meltdowns and Kenny Loggins.

You can get the episode over at JSF or listen to the magic directly, right here.

Yes, that highly arrogant gentleman in the photo is among the Hernia bigwigs.  And yes, he dreams in Wingdings.

E-xtraordinarily S-tupid P-erson N-earby

The above masterpiece that has you drooling like that black rectangle comes courteous of our courageous compadres over at JoeSportsFan -- we've just simply decided to pile on. 

Since sign making appears to be out of the question long term here, we've gifted the artist with a few recommended hobbies and activities to take up in lieu of such embarrassing awfulness.  In no particular order:

– Stop forcing your innocent kid to be the front man for your horrific creations.

– Become the next Super Dave Osborne.

– Figure out how to stop that horrified 'e' from crying.

– Heckle Spelling Bees.

– Heckle that fat chick on the far left.

– Take up nude skeet shooting.

– Create a never-ending list of what that 'N' word could have been.

– Design an expressive t-shirt line using only the glorious Wingdings font.

JSF @ ASG: Bad Moment in Fan Sign History [Joe Sports Fan]