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Brazilian goat is G.O.A.T.

 

Not surprisingly, this Goat has a huge set of goat balls. Thank god they have a tin can filled with beans around his neck to warn people that he is coming. Our favorite part is the 1:17 mark when the asshat thinks it is a good idea to kick the GOAT.

First thing we thought of when we heard about Amanda Bynes

Maybe Miss Bynes was binge viewing Louie and felt inspired when she did this.

Breaking: Mike Reiss also zapped by shrinking gun

Rumor has it ESPN Boston's Reiss was zapped by some wicked jealous Patriots Bloggah who snuck into the OTAs. The blogger, a self proclaimed huge Wes Welker fan, took issue with Reiss' recent glowing article about the Brady/Amendola love connection.

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[Photo via @MikeReiss]

Artie Lange is a HUGE Indians fan

Good for the first place Indians and good for Artie Lange, who appears to be taking his Artie Lange Show very seriously...

 

[Photo via Reddit]

Leslie Nielsen's grave stone is perfect

While we would've preferred the beauty and irony of "And where the hell was I?" this is an absolute treasure.

[Photo via Reddit]

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Oklahoma tornado survivor finds dog buried underneath rubble during live TV interview

A brief moment where we step out of character to appreciate something awesome. This is like an interview with Roy Firestone, as it's downright impossible not to get choked up.

[via CBS News]

Dan Patrick the latest to be zapped by shrinking gun

Well, either that or he's simply sitting next to enormous human Phil Jackson, a close friend and colleague of the Jolly Green Giant.

[via @PaulPabst]

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Miguel mercilessly drops the leg on two fans, stirs memories of Hogan's emotional heel turn

Who would've thought some singer named Miguel would be the empty soul responsible for reviving Hulk Hogan's improbable heel turn in 1996 at Bash at the Beach?

The memories are all too vivid and the pain is all too real, brother.

[via @95Sports]

ESPN mobile site focusing mostly on Met nostrils, butt cheeks & crotches

When it comes to the New York Mets, the idea of cropping a secondary photo to use for the mobile site is beyond laughable for the likes of ESPN, a company with far bigger fish to fry. To be honest, we can hardly blame them.

Having said that, we're roughly three weeks away from bloodied horse heads, eye-raking road kill, and actual dongs being used as the primary feature photos. Can't wait.

Report: Isiah Thomas is lurking and confused

The Hernia Mole has learned that a very confused Isiah Thomas is telling friends that he plans on trading for Amar'e Stoudemire for Rik Smits the very minute that James Dolan puts him back into his rightful position as President of the New York Knickerbockers.  

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