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Sports celebrity sightings of the week

Foreign policy guru Mr. Fuji laughs it up with president-elect Obama and friends on a flight earlier this week.  Sources say the Fujster and Obama's top advisor David Axelrod got into a heated exchange, likely resulting from one too many sake bombs, causing renowned pilot Fred Blassie to make an emergency landing.

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Obsessed with his captaincy and bored as hell, Jason Varitek takes over as Captain Mauser for a day at one of the most challenging yet rewarding precincts in the district.

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Darko Milicic seen here officially losing his shit at President Bush's annual "Dunk My Strategery AND1" clinic. 

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Notorious Miami Beach can-hounds, Jeff and Stan Van Gundy spotted carousing yet again, this time crashing an exclusive Victoria's Secret beach shoot with Gisele Bündchen.  Jeff and Stan both reportedly pretended to drown multiple times throughout the weekend for the sole purpose of being rescued by, as they put it, "boob preservers."

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ESPN football analyst Ron Jaworski disobeys himself and finally stops watching game film for the first time in six years.  He celebrated the wild feeling by riding this mediocre rollercoaster with a family from Wisconsin before spotting the Hernia paparazzi.

The latest risqué sports celebrity sightings

It's been awhile since our first installment of this feature, but it will be happening on a more regular basis now. 

Our crafty Hernia mole was once again able to get his hands on some highly sought after photographs of some of the world's most relevant sports figures. 

Take a look...

Mitch Albom caught by cameras taking a break from mailing in columns to spy on some neighborhood babes.  Fantastic approach Mitch, you're seconds away from replacing that untamed beast in the middle.

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An aloof Stephen A. Smith was spotted street performing for no apparent reason whatsoever.  Our spy says Smith staunchly refused to play anything but the catchy theme to Mr. Belvedere.

Sports celebrity sightings of the week

The always intense Piston Honda takes in game 5 action of the Cavs-Celtics series in Boston.  The stubborn boxer told our flack he's still boycotting Pistons games after the controversial logo snub in 1997 when they redesigned their uniforms.

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Expert NBA analyst Hubie Brown takes a break from the TNT booth for a brisk walk with an ogling Jennifer Aniston, yet still found himself announcing.  Brown was overheard saying, "So you're Jennifer Aniston and you're walking with Hubie Brown and his great dog, what you're expected to do here if you're Jennifer Aniston is..."

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ESPN stud football analyst John Clayton hams it up at yet another top secret fashion show in Miami.  Only surprise here is there's only one hand in the running to claim territory on Clayton's crotch.

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