The Sports Hernia Blog

Beetlejuice and Bam Morris now running the WFAN switchboard

Under the apparent new WFAN guidelines, don't be surprised to soon hear a caller play Weird Al's "George Of The Jungle" in it's entirety.

Bong Hits On Mike’d Up [Tirico Suave]

Mike Francesa and Phil Mushnick travel back in time for youthful, kinky pillow fight

To summarize, this is ten minutes of Mike Francesa showing off his shiny, untouchable tits. 

While he refutes Phil Mushnick's claims by expressing love for countless Jewish co-workers, big Mikey does fail to admit that he has always been anti-Eckstein, especially when the pesky little fella was a member of the Anaheim Angels.

But what his listeners would really like to know, since they haven't been told in a couple months, is if Andy Pettitte is in fact, a STAHTING PITCHA!

Francesa Responds to Mushnick Claim of Jew Bashing [Bob's Blitz]

Helpful, hopeful suggestion: Do not speak when Mike Francesa tries thinking

A segment dedicated entirely to Mike Francesa saying "weeeeeeeeee" while urinating would be more inspiring than what we have here.

[h/t: TheMikeFrancesa]

WFAN to install stripper pole to keep Mike Francesa awake

On that stripper pole would of course have to be Jabba the Hut's pal, Salacious Crumb.

[h/t: TheMikeFrancesa]

Mike Francesa would like you to know it's the second inning

Moments after the incident, producers frantically rushed to Big Mikey's side and fed him a chocolate covered big wheel.

[h/t: TheMikeFrancesa]

Mad Dog Russo valiantly winning the battle of the flab

If Russo shaves off his Alf hair wisp, he widens the gap on big Mikey and his flapjack tits by an additional 12 pounds.

Mad Dog fondled by Mr. Sulu... [Sports Talk Bash]

Breaking: Francesa proclaims Andy Pettitte is a starting pitcher

Joba To The Pen, Big Mikey To The Mental Ward (Tirico Suave)

Sweeny Murti could really use a lap dance right about now

Reports are surfacing out of Florida that WFAN's Sweeny Murti, whose regular duties for the station center around Yankees coverage, has not in fact been been doing anything of the sort for the last month and has instead been the unfortunate soul trapped under Morty Seinfeld's beach chair.

Murti, who returns to Manhattan today, has said he will bypass the Yankees first workout at the new stadium this afternoon and head directly to Scores, where he plans to be knee-deep in cleavage until the season opener on Monday in Baltimore.

After 22 years, a WFAN caller finally asks Mike Francesa about his breasts

Update: Thanks to Bob's Blitz we now have the Francesa Topless clip as well.  Judging by his reaction, Mike does not enjoy discussing the size, or possible exposure, of his sacred tits:

Bigger Tits - A-Rod or Mike Francesa Prank Call (Bob's Blitz)
Would Frnacesa do the show topless? (Bob's Blitz)

Chris Russo unsure if Tiger's return holds any significance for golf

Notable highlight:

"Then this weekend on NBC, Tiger uses the port-o-potty, Jimmy Roberts right outside, I guarantee you that!!!"

Now if only someone could guarantee that Chris Russo would also be waiting for Tiger outside the port-o-potties with a mic in one hand, and his Princess Vespa blowdryer in the other. 

Mad Dog Minute (MSNBC)